Fat Cat

We have two cats, they are fat.
Our boy, he hides.
Our girl, she is social.
This is our fat girl cat, she drives me nuts. If I kick her off my bed she tries to scale the side of the crib, she is too fat to jump.
My baby is sweet, she sleeps in her crib now. I may kill the fat cat if she tries scaling again. Probably not, but maybe...just saying.